willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

(via jincked)

(Source: butthorn)

(Source: butthorn)

(Source: butthorn)

(via shnpayh)

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

methhomework:

when the bar tender cuts you off

(Source: bgcoonxygen, via tasmamamia)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

This is why I don’t call people… ever

(via pendents)

That mini-heart attack you get when your crush likes/reblogs one of your pictures *—* 

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

(via trust)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via arctic-monkyes)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via trust)

loathingphase:

I just want chocolate in one hand and vodka in the other.

(via lildicktornado)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via your-ass-is-grass-and-ima-mow-it)

#cateyes #latina #purpleeyes #selfie

#cateyes #latina #purpleeyes #selfie